We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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