And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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