why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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