Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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