I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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