I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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