and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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