I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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