Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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