My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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