if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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