He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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