i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Randomize
