It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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