my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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