none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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