I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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