If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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