Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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