Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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