His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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