you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
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