She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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