I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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