I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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