dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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