I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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