it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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