If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Randomize