So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
