Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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