Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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