sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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