i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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