The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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