Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
