So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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