Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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