My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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