wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
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