I have demons in me.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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