with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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