Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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