well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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