The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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