drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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