I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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