Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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