I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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