are you still at the devil's house?
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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